East coast

Dear Carrie,
I am writing to you from the laptop in my dorm room. I know it is not much, but I am doing what I can. I know that you have a husband, and I am sure that he is an outstanding guy with a lot of character, but I come to you with a humble proposal. Throughout my time at Longwood University or as you may know it, the State Female Normal School, I have never taken a girl to my fraternity’s date function who I can be sincerely proud of. I have taken friends and acquaintances, but never someone who I have been truly interested in. I am writing you in hopes that you see my letter and understand the problem I am having. Many of my friends have found girls who they want to date and have relationships with. Unfortunately, I am not so lucky. I simply want to take a girl who is pretty, funny, and has a descent amount of character. My fraternity encourages its men to treat females like ladies and always be polite. Raised on southern ground, my values match many of yours. Theta Chi Fraternity encourages its brothers to act in a polite fashion and to respect not only their school, but the faculty and people who have made it what it is today. I know that you are a sister of Sigma Sigma Sigma and I am sure that you would like to visit your Alpha Chapter, where so much history still exists today. What I am proposing to you is not a lot. I am asking that you accompany me to the Iota Lambda Chapter of Theta Chi Fraternity’s date function on Saturday, the 25th of February, 2012. I am simply asking for you to help me make a change in the fraternity date party scene by showing people that you do not have to be a celebrity to take a truly beautiful woman to our date function. Bringing someone like you to “Date Party” would show everyone that anything is possible, and that you can do whatever you put your mind to as long as you work hard. Many professors at Longwood have said how proud they would be if you simply visited the school and saw the historic places that truly are the foundation for your sorority. I know that you are a Sigma Sigma Sigma and I think this would be a great chance for you to visit your Alpha Chapter. I would be more than happy to show you around, as I love Longwood’s campus and am eager to spread school spirit. Again, I hope this letter does not shock you, but makes you realize how devoted your fan base is. I understand that you are very busy, and something of this nature probably seems very unimportant and unusual, but it would mean the world to me if you responded to this letter, or even better, agreed to go with me to Date Party.
Sincerely,
Andrew Russo